- "Man who run behind car get
exhausted"
- "Two wrongs not make a right -
Three lefts do"
- "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
- "Man who eat many prunes get good
run for money."
- "Panties not best thing on earth,
but next to it."
- "War doesn't determine who's
right. War determines who's left."
- "Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house."
- "Man who sleep in cathouse by day,
sleep in doghouse by night."
- "Man who fight with wife all day,
get no piece at night!"
- "Man who tell one too many light
bulb jokes soon burn out!"
- "Man who drive like hell, bound
to get there!"
- "Man who sit on tack get point!"
- "Man who stand on toilet is high
on pot!"
- "Man who lives in glass house
should change in basement"