Norm's Greetings Joke Page

Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers" ?

SAM: "What's shaking Norm?"

NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

SAM: "What's new Normie?"

NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

SAM: "What'd you like Normie?"

NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"

NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."

NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."

SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"

NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper."

WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting you."

NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

SAM: "Beer, Norm?"

NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?"

NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "Poor."

WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."

NORM: "No, I mean pour."

SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?"

NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"

NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

SAM: "What's the story Norm?"

NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"

NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"

WOODY: "For a beer?"

NORM: "No, for stupid questions."

 

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