10 REASONS WHY A COMPANY LAPTOP IS BETTER THAN YOUR OWN ONE

The screens are much more robust and can be cleaned with any of the stronger detergents/solvents that a personally owned one shouldn't be -petrol, turps, and meths are good examples.

The cd rom drive can double as a drink stand.

The keys can be struck with anything up to 10 times the force of a "regular" laptop keyboard.

Accessories, plug in cards, hard disks and dongles can be "hot-swapped" with no serious repercussions.

Serious software like Quake, Doom, and Warcraft etc run much better on a company laptop.

A company laptop can be dropped from a much greater height than a personal laptop.

Company laptops make great doorstops when not in use.

Disk drives on company laptops never need to be defragmented.

When you lose the AC adaptor, a company laptop can be run with any other power source - try your car battery charger for example.

If you want you can lend the company laptop to friends and relatives who haven't got a computer - especially those who have absolutely no computer knowledge.