A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's toilet.

Each time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the Ladies' Room but cautioned him against pressing any buttons on the wall marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR".

Eventually his curiosity got the better of him and sitting there, he carefully pressed the first button marked "WW". Immediately Warm Water sprayed gently over his entire bottom. He thought, these girls have it made.

His curiosity not satisfied, he pressed the next button marked "WA".

Warm Air dried his bottom completely, this he thought was wonderful. The button marked "PP" when pressed yielded a large Powder Puff which patted his behind lightly with a scented powder. "Now", he thought, "For the last button".

Time passed and he was aware of nothing more until he awoke in hospital. In a panic he buzzed for the nurse, when she appeared he cried out, "What happened? What am I doing here? The last thing I remember is being in the Ladies' Room on aboard a plane."

The Nurse replied, "So you were, but you were also cautioned about pressing any buttons on the wall. You were going great guns until you pressed the button marked "ATR", which stands for "Automatic Tampon Remover", so here you are in Hospital, and your penis is under your pillow."